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    Something that pisses me off immensely is caps lock. Why do so many people do this. They want there message to be read... No shit dumbass!!! Who doesn't want there message read. I'm sick and tired of reading threads named

IM A ATTIONTION WHORE!!!11!2 READ DIS!!!!!111111

    Hmmmmm... This guy seems very intelligent and interesting. Maybe he has came up with a break through in one of his rocket test for NASA. Maybe he invented a cure for cancer. Or maybe he wants to waste 5 minutes of my life staring at a screen that says I LOVE CAPPPS!!!!1!2 w00T! . I don't know. And since the last one is a lot more possible, I think I'll ignore that thread.

    I wanna get in the mindset of some of these dumbasses. Do they think they sound smart like that. People are gonna think there screaming. Jesus. Do they think they're gonna get a response like...

 

    I saw you thread about how your an "attiontion" whore. I read on to decipher that you want someone to see your site. So I went to the site. Well, after hours of consideration of your site, I've decided that you have the best website ever. You are a god among men. Only someone of unholy power could use all caps to try to make it seem like his message is more important than anything and anyone's else's. As if you were actually important, when actually your message couldn't be any less important. I worship you.

 

Here's how a real reply will go.

 

    Jesus asshole. Calm down. I can't even read your message. Say it again, but this time 1)Turn off caps lock 2)Turn off caps lock 3)Turn off caps lock! I hope that helped. Now, I tried rewriting it in lower cases, but it seems people who write in all caps aren't the smartest people alive (What a shocker) Your vocabulary is either much deeper than Webster's, or your an idiot. I'm just guessing, but I'll have to say the second. I followed that link you had on the Webpage. And found this. It seems you live for capital letters. Will you shut down that Webpage already. I don't think anyone smart enough to use a computer would go to that Webpage. I'm amazed you were able to make one, despite the fact it looks like you smacked down a whole bunch of caps text, jpegs, and gifs. Now go either kill yourself or do the following, as showed in the image under this message.

    Caps are extinct. There use to be a time when we had type writers, and back then, caps lock was a wet dream for writers. But now we have Bold, Italic, Underline, And different text sizes and Text styles to make a visually interesting header. Caps Lock is no longer needed..... at all..... for any reason..... whatsoever..... Period!!!

    I made a separate article about How to Diagnose CLS (Caps Lock Syndrome) But at the bottom of this page. I put some good links on how to turn off caps lock.

How to turn off caps

Remap Caps Lock

Alert for when you press Caps Lock

Why Caps Lock is extinct and unnecessary

And the most popular article yet

Shift to Turn Off Caps

 

Or you could just

Press the Fucking Button!!!