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Goths
You may of seen these creatures. These weird, odd creatures. These creatures usually wear all black, all the time, might watch anime, think there vampires, witches, or some other mystical creature. They usually use there black uniforms to hide in the shade. They think there torched poets. The official name for this is illness is el grothoico.
I hate these kids. They either need an excuse or an ass kicking. There excuse is usually that I don't know what they've been through. I don't know what Martin Luther King been through, but I got a weird feeling that he's might of been through just a bit more than you. Him and He's people was oppressed, he was stabbed, and put in prison for speaking his mind. But then again you've been dumped or whatever your excuse is, that must be tough, your only the 100 trillionth person do get dumped. You ain't been through shit. But my foots been so far up your ass it's in shit.
There's this gang at my school of Goth kids. Let me describe some of them. There's ed. We use to be friends a bit a long time ago. Not for long. He's just trying to fit in. He doesn't even were black all the time. It's black, or a family guy shirt for him (that show dose ROCK though). He sticks out like a white rapper. Then there's this JROTC kid. He use to wear black. But when the JROTC has meetings, he has to wear an army uniform (different from black :0). Hard to be anti society looking like that. Then there's this strong Goth too. Yes, this breed dose exists. He has a shaved head too. He looks just like a 'white power' guy. But then agian, how can you be a white power guy wearing black all the time? Then, there's Michael, Michael Love. This guys gotta weigh 350 at least. I think he wears black cause it makes him look lighter. This kid also LOVES west coast choppers (bikes and a dad son relationship). He either was never hugged by his dad or he's gay. Either one's believable. And of this gang, there's no girls. Maybe the gay possibility is more believable.
There are more Gothic's. The rest don't seem too bad, there your run of the road goths. But there is this one girl that's unbelievable. She were wings and fake face paint....... Let me repeat that. She were wings and fake face paint....... Yea, speechless too? Can I get away with that? Then there's this other kid who has a cape. Just like neo. He turned it into a gothic thing.
But nowadays, the anime kid is overtaking the Goth. Basically the opposite. Except there also outcast and only like to talk to each others kind. But they like anime. Anime is a unique style of animating that usually comes with a WAY over the top story line. But better than Goths. I guess this is Darwin's theory of evolution. EDIT: It seems my prediction isn't coming true, the anime freaks are staying in there attics online.
Now before we leave, lets show some goth pics with some contexts. Credit for pics goes to gothgoose.net
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What the hell is that? A gothic afro? Jesus. Gettin down with satin. All
the way down to the seventh layer of hell. Where you belong.
This is why you should always use birthcontrol! |
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This is what I'm talkin about. I can't believe the kids can get away with this. And her face isn't white cause the flash, it's all make-up. These kids are all bdsm wanna bees. Look at her neck. |
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My god, where's my crake dealer. It looks like she just took a shot of big
H.
Once again to prove my bdsm theory, look at her belt. Hand cuffs. Who is she, some sci-fi cop in a world where cops take smack to improve there alertness, or more specifically, paranoia. I could see it now.
Big H in precinct 13 |
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Oh my god, is it a nightmare? Is it a scary movie? Where's Jason? Who did
his makeup? So many questions. But I can say this for sure.
This is why you don't piss off your make-up artist! |
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What the hell? Is she choking herself? Dose she want to be the undead? Hell, she beat me to it. I was
gonna do the same thing but oh well. The deed is done.
This experiment was a failure. |