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ICP. The dark carnival. The retarded jackass duo. All are appropriate and often used names. I have decided to do an article on this musical challenged band. Kind of an oxymoron, but ICP don't care.

ICP is a white fusion band (A white fusion band, how original :/) of rap, rock (and we know how good those go together, just look at kid rock and limp biscuit :/) annoying noise, bad lyrics, and an over hyped false style.

I hate many bands. But none nearly as much as this band. This band is a joke. A knock knock joke. This is by far the most retarded band I've seen. Even garage bands seem like Hendrix compared to them. And underground rappers sound like tupac compared to them.

They call themselves juggalos. And a posse despite the fact there's only 2 of them, and 5 fans. But ignore that. I wanted to find the definition of a juggalo. I typed in define:juggalo (all the definitions on the internet!) too come up empty. Then looked for a more slang definition. I found this. (No editing, all added items are in red)

The rap group ICP (Insane Clown Posse) first began to call themselves Juggalos and eventually they extended the phrase to include all of their most loyal fans. (all 3, wow) The song "What is a Juggalo" was perhaps the first attempt to actually define the term. The song is very vague and essentially describes a person who is crazy, doesn't care much about society's norms, and acts any way he pleases. "He" is used here because females are called Juggalettes. The term Juggalo comes directly from the word juggler. (Cause nothing stupider than a juggler, no offensive jugglers.)

Juggalos consider themselves extremely loyal to ICP and have acted in irrational ways on certain occasions. (irrational, like listening to there music?) When ICP's music video "Let's Go All The Way" was released on MTV, Juggalos went to the streets of New York City, en masse, to get MTV to play the video on the top 10 countdown. (Instead they played keep dreaming) Even though the ICP fans were only standing around with the other fans that were on the street, MTV called up the NYPD and had the ICP fans removed. (See, the police ain't that bad) The police claimed that New York had a law prohibiting "clown makeup" on the streets. (A very good law) Situations like these only make ICP fans that more rabid, for they feel if they are causing that much of a reaction, then it must be a good thing. (Michael Jackson got a huge reaction too)

Juggalos often carry around hatchets, (I carry a gun so I'm good) and talk about such items as well; Juggalos often enjoy tormenting non-juggalos about such things as clowns, (I think you need strength to torment) and tend to view anyone with a genuine fear or dislike of clowns irrational. Some people will consider juggalos to be "ghetto goth".

I also found this. ICP loves to spray there audience with soda. More specifically, "faygo". Funny, if you replace the y with a t it's an acronym for fagot. Here's what I found about the soda.

Any true juggalo knows that the only soda that matters is the ghetto pop known as Faygo. ICP grew up drinking Faygo. It's a pop which is also called the poor mans pop, ghetto pop, etc... because it's cheap as hell. At the concerts ICP has these big guns that spray out Faygo. It is almost impossible at an ICP show not to get sprayed. ICP raps about Faygo (Raping about soda, aren't they hardcore) on "Southwest Voodoo", "Just Like That", "I Want My Shit", "My Kind of Bitch" (Cause I'm sure lovely women love old, fat, ugly, face painted clowns, aren't they sexy :/) , and on other various songs. Faygo is available all over the U.S.

I'm done doing the talking and dissecting. I found a thread about who was better between Eminem and ICP on an anti-Eminem board. I noticed they had a lot of ICP fans. ICP won 60-46 (47 if I could vote) On an ANTI-EMINEM BOARD!!! Here's some comments. Cause I want to be fair and balanced, here's the thread for full reference. LINK

---GothThugY2C said
I wouldn't even rate icp as music. they sing about anything that comes to mind and yes anything.

I'm just guessing, but are you a rocket scientist? Half your words were spelt wrong. Here's a tip.

---MUSICMAKESTHEWORLDGOROUND said
ICP CAN'T RAP! THE ONLY THING THAT HELPS THEM SELL IS THEIR "WICKED CLOWN" IMAGE. THE OUTCAST KIDS IN SCHOOL EAT THAT RIGHT UP. YOU KNOW WHICH KIDS I'M TALKING ABOUT. THE ONES WHO WEAR ALL BLACK, KEEP TO THEMSELVES, AND USUALLY SMELL LIKE THEY HAVEN'T DISCOVERED THE MAGIC OF DEODORANT YET. THEY GET ONLINE AND TALK SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE TIRED OF BEING RIDICULED AT SCHOOL. I DON'T KNOW OF ANY HIP-HOP FANS WHO ARE DOWN WITH THE CLOWNS. PFFFFFFT. THATS FUNNY (AND SAD) THAT "I SEE PEE" ARE EVEN CATEGORIZED UNDER "RAP".

He's very expressive about his hate. At least he can spell. Calm down. I know you hate them, but your acting like your gonna kill them... Here's an AK.

---HyenaKlown said
eminem is too mainstream for me. ive listened to all types of music and i gotta say, ICP is definately the best shit i heard (LOL). they dont rap about serious, depressing shit (A few of ICPs lyrics "It aint no point to me waking up, everyodys time im takin up, i got nobody, it aint a shoulder: Near, i cant stay here & its colder there, i dont wanna look back cause its gonna hurt, i slice"), or about how much money they got, wat cars they drive and how many hoes they fucked (The name of a few songs, "Birthday Bitches, Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang"). they are unique and original in thier lyrics and thier beats are fresh (LOL). how can anybody think that icp sucks (I wonder) - think about this: if icp genuinely sucks, how is it that they fuckin survived for OVER ten years w/out mtv or radio play? (You mean litteraly, cause that's because there tough to kill, I should know) never asked urself that, huh. eminem couldnt survive without mtv and djs all up in his ass. he need his lil ten yr old groupies. (*cough* bad example) icp doesnt rap for nobody but thier fans, not the general population. ANYTHING that airs on tv or radio is suitable to general population. now, i aint gunna lie and say that he cant rap, b/c he can. he has sum tight ass songs and lyrics. but it obviously to make up for a personality and originality that he just doesnt have. he copied the carnival theme from icp, (What?) and the batman and robin theme from twiztid (That was 1 song, you can count, right). he disses his own mother for gods sake, wtf is that. icp on the other hands supports family love amd encourages ppl to treat each other like family (LOFL) and to just be urself (You should be a comedian), to mold into wat the mainstream wants u 2 be. (I see what you mean, aren't they angles, with their chainsaw's and hatchet's and songs about killing)