Michael Jackson

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Many people has made there cracks about Michel Jackson. But I'm making a whole article. I've decided that there's got to be more funny stuff on mike than what I got. I found some new pics. 1 that's actually just his non photo shopped face. But the farther I looked The worse it got. I went out to find out how a poor black boy in the ghetto, became a rich white man.

I found this. Worst than that, he has to rescue a kidnapped kid! Don't believe me? Here's a quote. "Michael has to rescue the children, kidnapped by Mr. BIG, using Bubbles the chimp and his moonwalking and dancing (smartbomb) skills." Because of this, I have started a weird section to my free and funny links! This was made in 1990. JUST before the "charges". Here's some photo's.

But getting more current, what defense will Michael Jackson use. Is he gonna say "There only arresting me cause I'm black"? I think he'll have probable using the race card. So will he say the family only wants money? The family could of settled. As well, either he did it or not he should of. Be cause looking like the pic I put on the bottom isn't gonna look good. Maybe he should try dying his self black or something. Like, come on. He's whiter than Dick Chaney and wane Brady put to together. He so white, he could sneak into heaven.

But lets go into the history of Michael Jackson. When he was very small, he was introduced into show bizness. When he was in the teen years, he started his successful comeback. In the middle of the comeback, he fell and broke his nose. He says that's the only time he has had nose surgery. In the early 90's, his skin started turning white. And in 1991, he got his first molestation charges. In the rest of the 90s, his fame fell. Then in 2000, He got famous again for the wrong reasons.

I think he paid those kids to say he molested them. Think about it. He's gotten paid over all up in the tens of millions. Plus he is back in the news. He likes to live LARGE like MC Hammer. But Michael has a LOT more staying power. He likes to buy TONS of toys for his kids. And by TONS, that maybe literal. But then again, that theory is kind of over the edge. But he dose have a messed up family. Look at his sister, which ever body part. It's on the internet.

I want to note 1 last thing. The SCARY similarities between him and Mickey mouse.

I close with the photo at the bottom. if you look down, you'll see a pic of Michael Jackson that is NOT PHOTOSHOP. It's amazing!