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Shut the Fuck up!!!

    Someone has linked you here because you won't STFU (Shut the Fuck up). This means you probably have STFUS (Shut the Fuck up Syndrome) So I made this article for you. Another help program brought to you by redcow.8m.com! In this section, we will cover

1)Awareness

2)Prevention

3)4 Stages of STFUS

4)The Test

5)How to treat STFUS

6)Spread the word

Awareness

    People who won't STFU are everywhere, so don't feel like you're alone. You can step up and avoid STFUS! You can do it. This article will help you. It's important to learn to avoid and/or cure STFUS because often this behavior will often get someone banned or even get their account deleted!!!

    A key point to find these people are that they usually are n00bs (n00bs, newbs, ect.), so keep that in mind.

Prevention

    Here are some ways to stop STFUS before you even get it!

1) Shut the Fuck Up!!!

2)Think before you say something stupid

3)Don't be a dumbass

4)Shut the Fuck Up!!!

    Here's a good strategy! Put tape over your mouth. It works miracles! Here's an illustration.

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4 Stages of STFUS

Shock: You want me to Shut the Fuck up? :0

Denial: People think I'm cool when I act like a dumbass. Your crazy. :s

Anger: Why do people hate jackasses? >:(

Acceptance: I'm an asshole :(

The Test

    Below are # symptoms

Are you talking too much??? Are you acting like a dumbass??? Are you acting like a jackass??? Are people asking/telling/commanding/ordering for you to

Do you have STFUS (Shut The Fuck Up Syndrome)???

If you can answer yes to any of the above, you probably have STFUS!!!

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How to treat STFUS

Shut the Fuck up!!!

It's that simple! But just incase that was too complicated, here's an illistaration!

Spread the Word


    Now that you are more educated on the subject known as STFUS. Spread it to your friends by linking them here, or posting this link in a forum. But make sure,
after you've advertised it for awhile, to STFU!

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