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FATALITY!!!

Hello there. I made this article to show you the video fighting game world!!! Another help article by redcow.8m.com!

Fighting games can be incredibly varied!!! They go from 2d to 3d!!! I hope that's varied enough for you. Cause that's about as varied as they get. Lets discuss some characters your likely to see In my example game called.

Stereotype Fighter!!!

	Grandpa - You're an old Chinese guy. Somehow, an old dude comes up in every game. Whenever someone plays against me with this guy I don't know weather to kick his ass or change his diaper.
	Jamal - You're the token black guy from the early 90s. You've come from the past to kick every bodies ass. Cause apparently the people who make fighting games are 10 years in the past. Maybe soon a white guy will replace the token black guy???
	The Animal (hybrid) - You're an animal, or an animal hybrid. No one knows how but somehow despite that you were able to over come it and can still kick peoples asses. What a messed up success story.
	Fat ass - You're a really fat dude. And somehow the people who make these games think that eating a lot of cheesy puffs, cup cakes, and pie can make you a big strong talented fighter. But only if you're a guy. Why just look at the guy on the left. Doesn't he just scares you. Then again maybe that's because he's naked!!!
	Some hot chick - You should be especially weary of this one. About half the characters in fighting games are women. It seems women are Always half as big, half as strong, and half as dressed. Also note that their boobs are like jelly and wobbly like an earthquake just at walking. Whenever I fight a women in these games I don't know weather to karate chop their head or put money in their string.
	The cool mysterious dude- You're a really cool mysterious dude with no background what so ever. So all I can say for a bio is you look and speak cool.
	The dude - You're the super ultra average Chinese fighter. no need for bios here.
	*Me, The* RedCow - you're the coolest person ever. Everyone loves you. Just shoot your enemy and take his wallet.**

Now for some strategy!!!

Single fingered win (Also known as Freddy got Fingered) Just find a button that works and don't stop. That simple.
The Rock (Also known as The Time Keeper) Block constantly. The clock is your friend.
The Gambler (Notoriously known as the Button Masher)Press a bunch of buttons. Maybe you'll get lucky.
The Studier (Also known as Knowledge is power)Just read, a whole bunch. Then memorize it all. Ain't fighting games fun.

I hope you know enough to become one of the virtually one of the best virtual fighter around.