|
|||||||
|
|
|
|||||
|
|
|||||||
Home - Forums - Pics - Articles - TWTRC - Links - Chat - History - News Archive - Feedback
My google competition
I had nothing to do (Like always) And I decided to look up my google competition. I typed in redcow in google. I was disgusted to find that I was on page 6. But even sicker was what was on the top 5. Now before I begin, I just want to say that this is not a dis on google. This is an old fashion dis on my enemies. So without further ado, I bring you...
The ENEMY
5: Red Cow Technologies, Inc. redcow.ca
Big fancy flash company website. Only 69 dollars a month... Jesse. What a
bunch of prevs.
4: PC Pitstop Photo Gallery - redcow gallery.radiosplace.com/html/redcow.htm
It's a god damn 2 pic photo gallery of this fat guy. Looks pretty gay too.
I hope he chokes on a cup cake.
3: ***************** ************
The site in #1 also took #3. Sounds like the story of the girl with one boob
bigger than the other. Won first and third place.
2: Redcow Creative Consultancy redcowcreative.com
Oh shit. I should of never picked this name. I should of been the yellow cow.
This site is the deal. Makes #5 look like a website made by a 5 year old.
This is completly flash with all the cool FXs. Well webmastering. But not
yet first. You won't belive who beat all these clowns!!!
1: RedCow.org redcow.org
For number 1 and 3rd place, comes the big red cow. Made by William D. Blosch.
A pretty low grade site that varies from talking about atari, taking a joke
why women are evil too seriously, the military history of france (which took
#3), politics (Of course), and a few other things. I am surprised and sick of
this. I have over twice as many articles that are each about 3 times as funny.
We can use this logic to conclude that my site (without pics) is 6 times
better than his. Hey, just doing unbiased math. ;)
So with that, I'll bring you some pics that you can use to promote my site.
I hope you enjoy. Maybe one day, I'll be up there with the Red Cow Moran
Hotel, in Dublin on page 3. I'm crossing my fingers.
P.S. this
Is my first article in entirely HTML. I'm making the switch.
